Can robots write poetry?

A while ago this site added the ability for readers to comment on posts. Alas, the number of relevant responses have been few and far between. On the other hand, the number of bizarre and even incomprehensible comments have been plentiful. In fact, these responses have been so abundant and down-right weird that it leads me to believe they are not typed  by humans  but instead by an armada of literary robots. I’m not really sure from where these cultivated automatons derive inspiration but it always seems to be somehow related to what’s been posted as well as possibly what I’ve been searching for recently. One thing is for sure – their language flows like unconventional prose. The Shelleys and Byrons  of the past are being replaced by the Gainsboros and Marylous of the Internet age. Below is a sampling of some of their recent works (Basic formatting applied… hell, even robots need editors!)

 

OAKLEY in the sports

by Gainsboro

exceptional famed

in front of you can remark ‘jack robinson’ unrestrained inventive fashion,

constantly derived think up miracle,

this world-class choose manufacturer,

to endure if it has a locality of a century telling

of the consequence,

how to on his mediocrity,

Jim Oakley bossbefore

 

Roam the Fretboard

by Marylou

The balled-up end on the new string,

playing a gig bag electric guitar larger than she is with virtuosic skill

was posted onCollege Humoryesterday,

although the video has been onYouTube for over a year.

We will just have to roam the fretboard, and strum strings with

the oils, polishes, cleaners or cloths you’re cleaning with.

Praise vs. Criticism

What the sayer of praise is really praising is

himself, by saying implicitly,

“My eyes are clear,”

Likewise, someone who criticizes is criticizing

himself, saying implicitly, “I can’t see very well

with my eyes so inflamed.”

– Rumi

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Oh my, it has been a long time since I’ve posted anything new on this blog. This is mostly due to the fact that almost all my free “web” time has been devoted to launching a new personal website for my musical projects: andreasblachere.com. It’s been a long time coming and I’m pretty pleased with how it turned out. If you like this blog then I encourage you to check out the new site. Now that it is done I can get back to posting here. I believe this site will be going through some changes/upgrades in the next few weeks as well, so stay tuned. Oh yeah, if you want to know more about whats going on over here, be sure to like my page on facebook

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